funeralfrost:

Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.

hipstercastle:

(original photograph by Jgrace Photography)

bowling4soup:

homosaurus-rex:

It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

richwhitelesbian:

cindry:

when i was little i used to legitimately cry over a goofy movie because max was so mean to his dad like the part where he throws the possum hat out and its raining wow i cant even talk about this right now

man 

“What the deuce is it to me?” he interrupted impatiently: “you say that we go round the sun. If we went round the moon it would not make a pennyworth of difference to me or to my work.” — Sherlock Holmes, A Study in Scalet (via paragonoftruancy)

And once again, everyone’s pissed at me.

Love my life.